Old Barnet Chants

[John_c]

Ive been going out with a girl, her name is Julie,
Just last night she said to me as we were watching telly
. .....Come on Barnet!

A classic, I'd completely forgotten about that one. I thought you would have gone for:

When I find myself in times of trouble, Nicky Evans scores for me
Singing f*ck off Enfield, Come on Bees
Come on Bees, Come on Bees, Come on Bees, Come on Bees
Singing f*ck off Enfield, Come on Bees

Like it and could change Nicky Evans to John Akinde!

I despair.

It's a great shout though!

Despite supporting the Bees for zonks, have to admit to mumbling through a few lines of some of these tunes as never have worked them out. Good to see them spelt out!

Shut up.

[letchbee94]

ofcourse the old classic ay ay ay love Barnet, what were we thinking?

https://soundcloud.com/dj-sch3ma/ay-ay- ... barnet-mix

cringe!

Explain?

[KingsburyBee]

Songs have to adapt to current times

But I am sorry for insulting Nicky Evans name

[Moonchild_Bee]

But I am sorry for insulting Nicky Evans name

Did you call him a football league standard striker?

[Reckless]

Eyes right, skin back tight, b*lloc*s to the front
We’re the boys and we make more noise, and we’re always on the c***
We’re the riders of the night, and we’d rather f**k than fight, we’re the riders of the west bank Underhill
Underhill, Underhill, we’re the famous Barnet FC and we come from Underhill.

Sorry to wee on your fire Starchy Pete but these are the correct words to this legendary ditty.

[Reckless]

Eyes right, skin back tight, b*lloc*s to the front
We’re the boys and we make more noise, and we’re always on the c***
We’re the riders of the night, and we’d rather f**k than fight, we’re the riders of the west bank Underhill
Underhill, Underhill, we’re the famous Barnet FC and we come from Underhill.

Sorry to wee on your fire Starchy Pete but these are the correct words to this legendary ditty.

[Reckless]

Martin Allen's magic he wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Championship he said I'm having that.
Westley is a wank*r he wears a baseball cap
When he wears it back to front
He looks a fu***ing tw*t

We got Kenny Lowe-o
He's not from Bengeo-o
He's from Teesside he plays out wide

My my my.......Paul Showler

[Reckless]

With apologies as required but when the subject matter of this chant was sitting at a dinner many years later with John C he recalled he and other players laughed their nuts off when they first heard it.

Erskine Smart when he joined Enfailed................

ERSKINE HAS NO FORESKIN
ERSKINE HAS NO FORESKIN
LA LA LA LA - LA LA LA LA

[magiovinium_bee]

Gary Roberts is our friend is our friend is our friend
Gary Roberts is our friend
He kills coppers

However I must stress that I do not personally condone violence of any sort towards the constabulary

[magiovinium_bee]

When Ed went up to lift the Clubcall Cup
We were there, we were there

Looking forward to going back to Telford again

[magiovinium_bee]

Bobby Barnes is illegitimate
He ain't got no birth certificate
Bobby Barnes is illegitimate
He's a Northampton b*stard


Not one of our politest chants. Probably factually incorrect too but it rhymed fairly well.

[northantsbee]

Eyes right, skin back tight, b*lloc*s to the front
We’re the boys and we make more noise, and we’re always on the c***
We’re the riders of the night, and we’d rather f**k than fight, we’re the riders of the west bank Underhill
Underhill, Underhill, we’re the famous Barnet FC and we come from Underhill.

Sorry to wee on your fire Starchy Pete but these are the correct words to this legendary ditty.

Reckless, I believe you have even got it wrong, the original version went

Eyes right, skin back tight, b*lloc*s to the front
We’re the boys and we make more noise, and we’re always on the c***
We’re the riders of the night, and we’d rather f**k than fight, we’re the riders of the west bank Underhill
Underhill, Underhill
We’re the riders of the night, and we’d rather f**k than fight, we’re the riders of the west bank Underhill

However my favourite which has not yet been mentioned is:

Ha'way the lads, you should have seen us coming
Everywhere you look, the Enfield Boys are running
All the lads and lasses and all the smiling faces
Come from miles and miles around
to see the Barnet Aces

repeat ad infinitum


Can anyone remind me of the words to the song for Gary Poole, something to do with him being an Acid man????

[KingsburyBee]

But I am sorry for insulting Nicky Evans name

Did you call him a football league standard striker?

Wasn't alive to witness him but could you be so kind as to tell me what he was like

[northantsbee]

But I am sorry for insulting Nicky Evans name

Did you call him a football league standard striker?

Wasn't alive to witness him but could you be so kind as to tell me what he was like

Words have yet to be invented to describe him other than God-like. Blonde hair, sun tan - even in the middle of winter, always played with a smile on his face.

[barnetpete]

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner that I love London Town.
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner that I think of her wherever I go, (aye)
I get a funny feeling inside of me (spunk)
Just walking up and down (Barnet high st)
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I love london townnnnnn (get off my sister)