Dear Santa .......

[Workerbee]

It’s that time of year, so as a bit of light-hearted nonsense how about if we have a thread trying to imagine the kind of things the players etc might be writing to Santa about?

Eg:

‘Dear Santa, can I have a new pair of football boots which always pass the ball to the player you’re aiming for’ - Curtis W

‘Dear Santa, can you give me a magic potion which will make me fit enough to at least play a few games for my new club’ - Kevin L

There you go - I’m sure some of you can do a lot better. Tis only meant as fun though, so let’s not start getting too malicious.

[hoppy]

Dear Santa, please give me any present you like but please do not give me your sack. From Martin.

[hoofer2]

I believe Lisbie must be on the elixir of Herbalife

[rudebwoyben]

Dear Santa, let me be loved - Love Sam Muggleton.

[jonbonbaby]

Dear Santa , Please bring back luisma love everyone

[RichardM]

Dear Santa, please let an opponent foul me every week in the penalty area so I can score lots of penalties, love John Akinde.

[Bee_Forever]

Dear Santa

Please can we get a game instead of Batt, Hoyte and Stacey

Yours - the youth team

[rudebwoyben]

Dear Santa, I'd love a consultation and operation with the best neurosurgeon on the planet so I can sort out the fact that my legs never do what my brain tells them what to do, yours etc Shaun Batt.

[Workerbee]

'Dear Santa, can I have a nice ginger-coloured wooly hat for Christmas please' - Nicky B

'Dear Santa, can you turn the League 2 table upside down for us please so that we'll be in a play-off spot' - everyone at the Only Barnet Forum

[GRH]

Dear Santa. Please can I have a Barnet shirt (again) for Christmas. Love Mauro.

[pauln50]

Dear Santa, can we have some ends put on the West Stand to cut that freezing wind off!! love blocks ABCDE

[RichardM]

Dear Santa, Please can we have some decent real ale back again in the Amber Lounge and Grazioli's. No need to worry about the away supporters bar. Love, all supporters over 60 years old.

[BeesKnees]

'Dear Santa, please can I have a neck brace.' Michael G

'Dear Santa, have a break, I'll do it this year'' John A

[jerroll]

Dear Santa, can we have some ends put on the West Stand to cut that freezing wind off!! love blocks ABCDE

On that note dear Santa can we have a new North stand to block some of the wind.

[chesbee]

Dear Santa, can you please put left and right on my boots as I think I've been putting them on the wrong way round. Shaun Batt